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Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:45 PM

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:45 PM

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:36 PM

The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.

Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:36 PM

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:35 PM

I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:35 PM

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:29 PM

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:29 PM

Peechey chaltey they rahbar kesey ?
Aek pathar they ab guher kesey ?

Qom ney chun liya hamein nahaq
Aek mujrim they ab sadar kesey ?

Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:28 PM

Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

Category SMS Jokes Posted On May 16, 2011 04:26 PM

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

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