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May 16, 2011 04:45 PM |
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers
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May 16, 2011 04:45 PM |
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.
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May 16, 2011 04:36 PM |
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The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.
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May 16, 2011 04:36 PM |
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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May 16, 2011 04:35 PM |
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I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
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May 16, 2011 04:35 PM |
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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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May 16, 2011 04:29 PM |
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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
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May 16, 2011 04:29 PM |
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Peechey chaltey they rahbar kesey ?
Aek pathar they ab guher kesey ?
Qom ney chun liya hamein nahaq
Aek mujrim they ab sadar kesey ?
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May 16, 2011 04:28 PM |
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Qaum Bani Fool
Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora
In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora
Siyasat Khappe Khappe
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May 16, 2011 04:26 PM |
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Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
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