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June 03, 2011 03:55 PM |
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Qurb K Na Wafa K Hote Hain
Saray Jhagray Ana K Hote Hain
Baat Niyat Ki Sirf Hai Warna
Waqt Saray Dua K Hote Hain
Bhool Jate Hain, Mat Bura Kehna
Log Putlay Khata K Hote Hain
Wo Bazahir Jo Kuch Nahi Lagte
Un Se Rishtay Bala K Hote Hain
Wo Humara Hai Is Tarah Se Faiz
Jaisay Banday Khuda K Hote Hain
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May 31, 2011 02:42 PM |
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True bravery is to arrive home ...
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
"hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."
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May 31, 2011 02:41 PM |
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394
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Ghazal SMS |
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May 31, 2011 02:39 PM |
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Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
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Ghazal SMS |
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May 31, 2011 02:37 PM |
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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
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Ghazal SMS |
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May 31, 2011 02:32 PM |
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2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
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Ghazal SMS |
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May 31, 2011 02:28 PM |
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DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik
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Ghazal SMS |
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May 31, 2011 02:27 PM |
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Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to:
Account
account settings
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working...!! Lolz :-P
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May 31, 2011 02:05 PM |
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Wife or Husband shop se nikly to ek faqeer ne kaha..
"Shehzadi"
5 rupe de dy andha hoon.
Husband:
De do,
Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaror andha hi hoga...........
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May 31, 2011 01:49 PM |
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A Guy Searching,
These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.."
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching.." =D =P
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