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Category Funny SMS Posted On August 05, 2011 09:56 AM

Never make the same mistake twice.
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.

Category Funny SMS Posted On July 12, 2011 12:48 PM

The most interesting thing about this sms is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it.... it would be too late for you to stop reading it!

Category Funny SMS Posted On July 12, 2011 11:57 AM

Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!

Category Funny SMS Posted On July 12, 2011 11:30 AM

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

Category Funny SMS Posted On May 31, 2011 05:29 PM

Bas Itni Si Bat Pe Hamara Petrol Pump Waly Se Jhagra Hogaya

FARAZ


Hum Ne Kaha 100 Ka


Wo Samjha "PONKA":-)

Category Funny SMS Posted On May 31, 2011 05:29 PM

Pathan ‘samosy’ khol kr ‘ander ka masala’ kha raha tha..

1 admi ne pocha:”Pura kyun nhi kha rhay?”

Pathan:”Baba doctor ne ‘bahir ki cheez’ khanay se mana kia hai!!!

Category Funny SMS Posted On May 31, 2011 05:30 PM

Kash tum wada nibha jatay
kisi suraat dil mara behla jatay
Ager ''Cornetto '' k passay nahi thay dost
tou''KHOYE'' wali ''QULFI'' hi khila jatay

Category Funny SMS Posted On May 31, 2011 05:30 PM

QARARDAD E PAKISTAN 1940 mein manzor hoi aur PAKISTAN 1947 mein kun bana?
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7 saal donon mulk yahi sochty rahy k sardar kon rakhy ga aur pathan kon..

Category Funny SMS Posted On May 31, 2011 05:30 PM

do sindhi aik kashti ma ja rahe the aik ne kaha kashti ma surakh ki waja se pani araha ha dosre ne kaha dosra sorakh kar ke pani bahir nikal do

Category Funny SMS Posted On May 31, 2011 05:30 PM

Dr. 2 patient's friend:
Ager 1 ghanta pehle le ate to hum isey bacha lete.
Frnd:
Abe, aadha ghanta pehle to accident hua hai 1 ghanta pehle kese le aata...

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